I was doing a little “research” for a Father’s Day “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” column, and when you have a dad like mine (he had his own kung fu school for a while, and one of my favorite things is a picture of him breaking a cinderblock with his fist), that “research” means watching old kung fu movies on YouTube. And that kind of research leads inevitably to this, from the 1978 classic Eagle’s Claw:
That’s sort exactly what I need in my life right now — so much so that I learned to make animated gifs from YouTube videos just so I could post this. It’s a skill that will no doubt come in handy should I want to waste time in the future.
I think I remember watching this movie with my dad. There’s a scene where the Praying Mantis sifu, a classic kung fu movie villain with long white hair and beard, is meditating on a bed of nails, and it is very familiar to me. It’s probable I did see this with him — we watched kung fu movies together a lot when I was little, and this would have been one I liked, since it has a couple of women who show off kung fu moves while wearing pretty outfits.
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